SEVENTY

When your toddler is having one of those 'power trip' days and refusing to eat, tell them to go and feed the birds.

SIXTY NINE

Special moments will always make up for all the sleepless nights...

SIXTY EIGHT

Don't believe a man who says he can't multi-task.

SIXTY SEVEN

One parent being a Ginga will not necessarily guarantee you a Ginga child. Sorry.

SIXTY SIX

Your babies grow up so fast! So try to enjoy every moment you can...

SIXTY FIVE

Jolly jumping when you have older siblings, should be classifed as an extreme sport.

SIXTY FOUR

Replacement pink 'ruffa' is totally acceptable.

Replacement blue 'ruffa' is totally never-in-your-life-ain't-ever-going-to-happen. Ever.

SIXTY THREE

Ultimate Toddler Pet: A Snail.

Fascinating. Free. Easy to maintain. And expendable.

SIXTY TWO

Driving a people mover will give everyone else on the road license to tailgate you. No matter what speed you are doing.