SIXTY ONE

A parent needs to have a laugh from time to time too....

SIXTY

If you hate wasting food, you'll end up eating all sorts of leftovers that you never would have dreamed of touching before having kids...

FIFTY NINE

The baby who you normally can't get to sleep past 40 minutes, will always keep sleeping when you planned to go out.

FIFTY EIGHT

A mothers 'good' handbag always still seems to contain: a spoon, empty packet of raisins, stray raisins, a nappy, tissues, lollipop, packet of crackers/tiny teddies and maybe a dummy (just in case)...

FIFTY SEVEN

Prepare yourself for one of 'THOSE' days. Double your dinner meal and freeze half.

FIFTY SIX

Perhaps dogs aren't so gross after-all...

Smelling other peoples bums is now necessary, normal and an everyday occurrence.